I showed up for our date. I am a bit late I sit down with you and I am trying to tell you what happened, but before I barely even begin my ass does the talking. Loud Fart. Babe, I ate bad sushi from a gas station. I fart super loud bubbly farts, I cant even barely share what happened because my ass keeps exploding into these horrific farts. My tummy is aching, pains and gurgles. My light moans and struggle is awful. I am so embarrassed for you to witness all of this. You are never going to ask me out again! Our night out is spoiled by my ass. I stand up and fart loud honking bassy farts through my jeans. I finally take off my jeans and I think I am going to fart again but I crap all over my panties, such a mess, I am so embarrassed, I sit right back down in it. OH NO!! Worst girlfriend ever. I am sure you are going to break up with me now. I have to pee to and at this point I figure what is done is done, so I just let it rip peeing all over my self my poop and soaking the panties and chair. Mushing mashing and smothering the shit all through my undies.
