Hello my human toilet. I now want you to strip naked and sit in front of your computer! Let me introduce you to a new shit-eater who won a contest for a free session on my Twitter feed. Today was his lucky day to try a new treat: my shit. Earlier he reported to me and wrote that he would swallow anything, no matter how much it was! Well, lets see how much he wants to become a taster and how much he needs my shit in his mouth and stomach. This is his lucky day, but what about you? You can win something too, after all, you are just like him….
